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Old Sep 07, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05   #101
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Yeah know.. i thought disasters that are happening now were the sighn the world is coming close to the end. but hell.. this just proves it.
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #102
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I like this idea. But I would like to know if its possible to marry my Black widow, just too sexy.
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 05:10 PM // 17:10   #103
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The basic package is 10K for people that I don't know and for friends my price is slightly lower. I will perform Hoodie's and Serifta's wedding for free. The best package can top 100K.

Yes all marraiges are allowed. Guy-Guy and Girl-Girl to I do not discrimanate.
What are your feelings on bestiality? would it be ok for my ranger to get hitched with his lizard? Im not taking the piss - i don't think its a stupid idea... im just interested... oh ye and btw what relm are you in? or do you do the things in international districts? bcoz its kinda hard if u are in europe...

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Old Sep 11, 2005, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #104
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Websites... hmmm, depends on the software, I know its not hard to create a website, but I have no experience :/ I could try at it, but is there a way to make a website offline? Anyways, If you have a forums, I could mod for the forums because im definitely a fair person and i know how important rules are. I can also advertize and many other things.
I was looking around this forum and when I saw this '100k' for a wedding, I kept reading and now I see you need a webdesigner, I logged on

/pickme

I have much experience with websites (I have two: zeldagaming.net & colonelpup.com) (I'm great with Invision Power Board forum software too!)

..how much gold would I get and also, I can host the wedding sites on my space.

yourweddingsubdomain.colonelpup.com
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Old Sep 13, 2005, 03:39 PM // 15:39   #105
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So what if it all goes t!ts up, can u do divorses as well... and what are settlements like??
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Old Sep 13, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #106
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Whislt im about im thinking you should do a dating site! The amount of blokes goin around with girls names is a little scary in game.. saw this cute little elf walk past called BUTCH Iron Fist! Geez, at least u knew with him thou..

Im also a web developer btw, very good with Dreamweaver an Photoshop. Need any help lemi know.
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Old Sep 13, 2005, 05:08 PM // 17:08   #107
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The amount of blokes goin around with girls names is a little scary in game.. saw this cute little elf walk past called BUTCH Iron Fist!
lmao, that's hilarious! seen plenty of those.
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Old Sep 13, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54   #108
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This is not so original in the sence that wedding haven't been performed before, but highly original using the guild halls and the guild itself as a wedding hall.

You are very calm, polite, serious and organised, you don't critisize what others think about your idea.

I wish you luck and hope for the best.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #109
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^^
Thank you bat.

I will be contacting some of you people who have asked for jobs shortly. With the guest feature in guilds now this service is even easier but there is the 100 gold per person transportation charge.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #110
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With the guest feature in guilds now this service is even easier but there is the 100 gold per person transportation charge.
0_0 That's true it's realy easy when you can just send invites and they can stay for max 8 days. But it costs 100g for each person. They'd have to pay like 350g per person for you to make a profit: 100g for invite, 200g for 1 ale and 50g for you and your efforts
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #111
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GW marriages?! Ha, I say... Before long you'll have people that can't go on mission with you because their spouse says its their turn to do the armor cleaning. Not to mention trying to find a babysitter for all the guildings they have.
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 09:39 PM // 21:39   #112
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Are you honestly charging money for people to hear you say I shall pronounce you man and man(e-woman)

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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:38 AM // 04:38   #113
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As an ordained minister, I need to object to this travesty. Unless you are indeed ordained, how can you perform such services?

(I'll officiate for 15%)

Hey - it's stupid as all hell - but if there's profit to be made....
a true man of the cloth
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Old Sep 30, 2005, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #114
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I just read someone posting if they can marry their pet. Would it be possible to marry a spirit like Frozen Soil for example? The divorce wouldn't be a problem either, just take Frozen Soil out of your skill bar Someone suggested minions so i started wondering the possibilities....
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Old Sep 30, 2005, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #115
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I gotta give credit for all of these ideas... never thought Guild Wars would live to see this.
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #116
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I would love to help you with your buisiness. I am an apprentice farmer and it would be nice if like I could give the bride and groom a little something.

Also me and my friend are going to throw a party for me. It is going to celebrate me finally getting to droks and we were going to have a party. How much would it cost for like 20 peeps to come to the party with ale and stuff.

On that note you should let people throw parties at your hall (for a price). Contact me in game: Messenger Of God i would love to help you.
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Old Oct 09, 2005, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #117
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The point is that when you get 'married' in the game, people are marrying not only the characters, but have common interests and such between each other. It's like cyber-sex, but instead... cyber-marriage. Would you want to have cyber-sex with a person who is the opposite of your sexual orientation? The same basic principles can be applied to cyber-marriage.


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On another note: How would you calm down a room full of 75 people... You will be bound to have atleast one or more people that run around, acting stupid, ruining the entire 'cyber-wedding'.
Cyber-sex, cyber-weddings whats next cyber babies ya heres a new thing
First comes Cybersex then come cyber-marriage then comes cyber-babies in a cyber-carriage lol
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #118
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Two words: Great & Idea.

I can't say that the concept of in-game marriages is new. Been done since the earliest days of online multiplayer gaming. They just don't seem to be as common in GW as in other games. (Perhaps I've just spent too much time playing Second Life, where such things are fairly common.) Those GW ceremonies that I have seen have been simple affairs, nowhere near as organized and formal as the service you're proposing to offer customers.

A lot of people won't understand the reasons behind wanting to have an in-game marriage, so as you've already seen you'll have more than your fair share of wisecrackers and, quite frankly, dimwits, disparaging your attempt at introducing an old gaming concept into a new environment like GW.

For those who have commented on man and man (e-woman), you should know that female gamers are one of the fastest growing customer bases for game developers. We play everything from Second Life to Guild Wars to Counterstrike to WoW and just about anything else you can think of. And a large number of us are *quite* good at the games we play.

In fact the members of the guild I belong to, Girl Power, are almost entirely women. We're the largest LBGT guild in GW that we *know* of, and have been around since the BWE days. Not only do we sport the standard capes, guild hall, teamspeak and web site, we even have our own net radio station to tune into instead of listening to the same old GW background music hour after hour. And our parent organization, Triangle Gurls Club, is represented in numerous other games -- again, with the members of the respective clans/guilds made up mostly of women.

(Shameless Guild Promotion: If you know the meaning of LBGT and are interested in playing with like-minded people, feel free to whisper me in-game to discuss it. We're a great group of fun-loving people!)

Finally, to Tippy, I might contract your services myself. After all, my RL girlfriend and I not only live together, but are "married" in two other games. No reason not to make it three, if you don't mind performing a D/s lesbian marriage ceremony. You also should feel free to contact me in-game to discuss this in particular. =)

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Old Oct 12, 2005, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #119
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If people want to get marriage in this game so badly why don't they told guild war makers the idea.Even i like to marry my bf,but they don't have any of the items like rings to wear to show that u are marry.Plus their are scam in this game,lol wat if they only into ur money!

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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #120
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hey its just like the pope said:
" convert to islam and repent later"
. . . .
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